I’ve had a blast writing R-Rated Movie Club for two years now. As we enter year three, I want to say “thank you” to current subscribers and encourage new subscribers. One of the best ways I can think of doing this is by offering swag.
Not just swag.
FREE swag!
First, here’s the free swag:
Anyone who subscribes to R-Rated Movie Club before the end of 2025 is eligible for the following all 100% for free from me to you:
R-Rated Movie Club: The Greeting Card!
You’ll get an original 4.25” x 5.5” greeting card and matching envelope! The card is blank inside with full-color printing on the front featuring fun artwork inspired by one of the first movies I ever wrote about here. Each card has an attractive matte finish with a satisfying #120 thickness paper for durability. Send it to a friend or keep it for yourself to display where you watch movies. This card is designed by ArtAvieCo.
R-Rated Movie Club: The Sticker!
You’ll get an original 2” x 2” vinyl sticker of the R-Rated Movie Club logo! Each sticker is made of thick, durable vinyl so it’s resistant to scratches, water, and sunlight. Perfect for bikes, water bottles, laptops, and more.
R-Rated Movie Club: The Thank You Note!
You’ll get a brief note from me thanking you for being a subscriber and reader!
What does the greeting card look like?
Here’s a sneak peek sample of the greeting card art (final design not displayed):
Second, here’s how to get the free swag:
Obviously, I have to send all of this free swag to you in the mail. And obviously, that means you have to trust me with your mailing address. This is a labor of love, which means I’m not a big business with fancy intake forms or a distribution team. Basically, you trust me with your address, I treat you with respect, and you get free swag. If you send me your address, I promise only to use it to send you this free swag.
As far as I can tell, you have three options:
Respond to this email. Subscribers who got this by email can respond that way.
Go to Substack. Look for the Chat feature, then Direct, and write to me there.
Call me. If you’re a friend of mine and you’ve got my contact info, just call.
Third, here’s why I’ve giving away free swag:
Dear Reader, I write R-Rated Movie Club solely on my own time as a creative exercise. Building a readership base over two years has been fun, and I’ve appreciated your support and feedback all this time. Giving back a gift is my way of saying “thank you” to longtime readers and new readers. I had ArtAvieCo design a card that I personally would like to send or display, and I’m hopeful it’s something you like, too.
I hope longtime readers who have been with me since the beginning will want a card and a sticker. I hope regular readers who came along for the ride recently thing a card and a sticker are cool. And I hope brand-new readers are ready for lots of fun in 2025, and what’s more fun than a card and a sticker?
I will start sending out free swag in January 2025. Thank you for your support, Dear Reader. I hope to hear from you soon so I can thank you with free swag!
Thanks for reading, sharing, and subscribing. God’s peace and good movies to you!